Story of knocker boy
Have you ever thought why some people are hopeless and some other people are extremely active? It’s not only the matter of weak personality , assume there is very big skyscraper and you are abut find your friends flat in it , you know he/she is here and if you find him/her you will marry him/her and you live happily ever after!!
There is one thousand doors that you have to knock some of them and ask if they know where is your friends door! There are tow deferent scenarios:
1: you knock first door and some one open the door and insult you, you choose an other door and some one tell you it’s right above his flat, you go upstairs and knock that door and there is nobody there so you nock the left neighbor’s door and an old chains woman opens the door , she couldn’t understand you and you cant understand her either! So you right side door and a teenage boy opens the door and says that nobody has lived there since a mother murdered her daughter and spouse abut 2 years ago and he starts crying because he was his best friend. So you fortuitously knock an other door this time a British old woman opens the door and asks you to join here for tea and she tells you she had been here for 20 years and because of her job she know almost every body in the building. So you acceptant but soon you’ll find out she was a prostitute once and she has Alzheimer's disease so she live in 10 years ago , she gave you a cup o tea that smells like pee and a piece of cake that it’s not that easy to eat ! you say goodbye and try an other door some one with a shotgun menace you so you run away to other upstairs but meanwhile a block teenage jostles you and after a while you’ll find out that you wallet is gone! You randomly knock doors but no one gives you a hint, some people insult you some other don’t … this time an old man opens the door as soon as you say the name he gives you all features of your friend so after a overwhelming day you can feel satisfied but soon you understand that this man gives you more information only you satisfy him by sucking his cock! Let’s assume you do that (of course you won’t!) Because you are exhausted! And after he poured his semen to your face all the information he has is that your friend lives here in this building he met him/her once and he thought he/she could be a really good sucker so he can remember him/her , but he never meet him/her agene! So you stop knocking doors right there or you continue and the story continues till you stop!
Second scenario : you knock first door and some body opens the door , he is smiling and he is surprised because he thinks you are handsome and you are the best person for playing role in his commercial , actually he is a director , so hi gives you his business card and asks you to call him tomorrow 10 o’clock sharp to discuss abut money he’s talking abut grands !hi doesn’t know your friend but not only hi wishes you lock but also he assures you that your friend doesn’t live this floor. You head to the upstairs and randomly nock a door and gauss how’s opening the door? Your old friend from high school you used to be best friends. After a long tight hugging he tells you that he doesn’t know your friend ( the one you are supposed to marry ) but he promises you together you can find him/her because he know a lost of nice people in the building and surly they help you to find your beloved person.
I know there are smarter way to find some one like calling his/her cellphone so this story might be ridicules to you , abut assume there is no other way except knocking doors , THINK ABUT IT !
by : Hossein Rooznamechi - on : 4/29/2007 - Visits : 345
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